my stomach hurts because i just remembered that sherlock could hear everything john said while he was laying on the cold pavement in front of st barts, he could actually hear john’s world falling apart but could do nothing about it
he’s my friend
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
does anybody else wonder about elsa’s ice castle???? like there was no furniture, where the heck would she sleep??? what if she had to sit??? like where would she go to the bathroom??? would she just stand all day or whatThere she stands, and there she stays.
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test